Why Dems vote Democrat

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  1. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    With the possible exception of #3, all true.

    1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on
    a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon
    of gas at 15% isn't.

    2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
    job of spending the money I earn than I would.

    3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as
    nobody is offended by it.

    4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun,
    and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from
    murderers and thieves.

    5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us
    if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will
    melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

    6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies
    being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

    7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to
    free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

    8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be
    allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
    give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the
    Democrats see fit.

    9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite
    the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would
    never get their agendas past the voters.

    10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions
    to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it
    might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

    11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most
    wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".

    12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ASS,
    it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
     
  2. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    13. I voted Democrat because all Republicans suck way worse than any Democrat.
     
  3. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    :dis:
     
  4. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    See #12.
     
  5. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    "all" are worse than than "any" democrat? are you sure?
     
  6. Rwilliams

    Rwilliams Veteran Member

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    Oo
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    Reds gonna be mad:popcorn::popcorn::popcorn::popcorn:
     
  7. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    all that I have had the chance to vote for are worse than any, yep. And that says alot considering democrats suck too, just not nearly as hardcore. I would vote for that Donkey in Shane's boat before I voted Republican.
     
  8. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    This is fun, do another...

    Why Republicans vote Republican:

    Why Republicans vote Republican - Kick! Making Politics Fun - A liberal dose of political humor
     
  9. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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    No, but martin will because I forwarded an email without attributing the source.

    Attributing? Is that the right word?
     
  10. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    SFs list wins over LaSalle's in a landslide. We're talking Mavericks over Lakers-like beatdown.
     
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