Uhh..clearly the dude's not a duck hunter: "When Oklahoma won the national championship in 2000, Sooners coach Bob Stoops wore out his vocal cords defending the talent of his quarterback. Senior Josh Heupel couldn't throw the ball 20 yards without duck hunters reaching for their rifles."
LOL, I didn't catch that the first time I read it. I guess you could use a rifle but I don't think you would bag many ducks.
