Willie IV - Willie Goes to Gainsville

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  1. marcmc99

    marcmc99 Founding Member

    Willie IV - Willie Goes to Gainesville

    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald/sports/7857927.htm


    ''Florida was real nice to me, but I just didn't feel at home there,'' Williams said Monday. ``It ain't me -- it's too farm like.

    ''I ate so many meatballs, the people there started looking like meatballs,'' Williams said. 'Some guy kept trying to get me to eat these alligator tails, but I wasn't having it. I told him `I'm not the Crocodile Hunter.' I don't touch reptiles.''

    ``That's when I pretty much made up my mind. I can't live in a place that don't have any restaurants. What am I going to do -- fly home to eat shrimp?''
     
  2. DDTigerFan

    DDTigerFan Back from the Dead

    If this kid doesn't get straightened out and get his head on straight he will be a flop in college.
     
  3. diamondheadtiger

    diamondheadtiger Founding Member

    Their aint no straightening him out. This guy is a clown. I hope he ends up in Miami or Auburn.
     
  4. TexasTigers

    TexasTigers Are You With Me ?

    He belongs in Miami. Thug U and him will be a perfect marriage...

    Good thing the Soldier is gone. Not enough room...

    Miami is a perfect fit....
     
  5. mesquite tiger

    mesquite tiger Diabolical Genius

    he seems to have a phobia of farms and things you might see on a farm. this guy will be a bust, and will likely end up bussing tables at Red Lobster if not careful.

    Have fun at Thug U Willie!!!!!
     
  6. DarkHornet

    DarkHornet Louisiana Sports Fan

    Something about the SEC schools and farming... Auburn and Florida he called farm like. It'd be real funny if he took a trip to Arkansas.
     
  7. G_MAN113

    G_MAN113 Founding Member

    Re: Willie IV - Willie Goes to Gainesville

    Hmmm....takes one to know one, I guess.
     
  8. G_MAN113

    G_MAN113 Founding Member

    Oh, and by the way...I know this young man thinks he's
    wordly and sophisticated, and thinks that he's a "playa"...
    but somebody would do well to wise him up to the fact that
    Red Lobster is not "fine dining".
     
  9. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

    "Fine dining" is a relative term.
     
  10. G_MAN113

    G_MAN113 Founding Member

    OK, maybe next to Buger King, Red Lobster would be considered fine dining. But given your choice, where would you rather
    eat...Commander's Palace, or Red Lobster?
     

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