Yo clair, where was Mike the Tiger?

I want da scoop on why Mike the Tiger was not present at the men's basketball game this past weekend. I know the women's tourney was going on, but I've seen in the past how Mike has magical powers that allow him to be in two places at once.

Anxiously awaiting the results of your investigative reporting......

 

I've seen Mike without his head. :shock:

 

Heard he had a big test this morning that he had to study for. He was spotted at the library. :grin:

 

Those darn academics getting in the way of athletic responsibilities again...

 

Come on clair.. These schmucks are failing me. I know you will provide this information for me!

 

I'm sure he was at the SECT with the women. And I think they usually try to keep him at one place at a time.

 

Reeeeaaaaaaad!

 

I hear that Mike isn’t doing so well. I haven’t seen him since Christmas, but he was looking skinny and not as playful as in the past. There has been some discussion (pardon if it's repetitive info- I'm in Houston and out of the loop) that he is depressed about his new home. He spent, what, at least 15 years in his old cage and he doesn’t like his new home.

I'll be upset when he goes...I remember when they would bring him out to b-ball games on a leash and you could pet him.

One time I saw him spray an Ole Miss fan. It was classic. :hihi:

 

Holy crap. They bring the live tiger into the stands at baskeball games.