I agree. I would immediately inspect the Golden Girls. After that, I would hold a meeting with my subordinate coaches and announce that I have achieved my dream job as HC of the LSU Fightin Tigers, and that my life is complete. As such, I wanted to enjoy the remainder of my life, rather than work a crazy 40-hour work week. I would wish the assistant coaches the best of luck during the coming season and then immediately fly to Las Vegas with wads of Benjamins in an all-out-hell-bent-for-leather attempt to bed down Vegas Showgirls. I would completely defile and desecrate my honor, and I would be a horrible disappointment as HC. It's a good thing that I will never be HC of the LSU football team.