MSU - LSU predictions.

Discussion in 'The Tiger's Den' started by MaroonDawg, Feb 13, 2005.

  1. TheDrunkenTiger

    TheDrunkenTiger Founding Member

    Sep 21, 2004
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    I have no real problem with MSU just Starkville. Come on that place makes Denham Springs seem fun. Your "strip" consisted of a Captain D's and two Pizza Huts.
  2. gumborue

    gumborue Throwin Ched

    Dec 17, 2003
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    Pay attention Chi Chi. We already have one.
  3. gumborue

    gumborue Throwin Ched

    Dec 17, 2003
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    its pretty pathetic. probably the only sec town i would not live in. auburn and fayetteville are a close second.
  4. tubadog

    tubadog Founding Member

    Jan 6, 2005
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    Ya'll are pretty funny. We'll see after Wednesday. Say what you want about Starkville. Just be sure your Tigers show up Wednesday so we can do some serious a** whippin on them. The MSU crowd always seems to get under Brady's skin. I wouldn't be surprised if we get a technical out of him and better yet some dumb coaching move.
  5. bigbully

    bigbully Founding Member

    Jun 28, 2004
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    no arguement from me!
  6. donut2001

    donut2001 Founding Member

    Sep 21, 2003
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    here is what you are missing tubadog, LSU has 10 teams ranked in the top 25, and six ranked in the top five in their respective sports. Do you think that a 13-8 basketball team with a lame duck coach really means that much to us? MSU has one good team and they are ranked, oh wait, they're not. Baton rouge is a town of 650,000 that is the capital of its state, starkville is a town 21,869-hmmmmmmm. And LSU is on of only 25 land and sea grant universities in the country while being considered one of the top ten research institutions in the country. What you got for us?
  7. MaroonDawg

    MaroonDawg Freshman

    Jan 29, 2005
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    LSU fans smell just like corn dogs.

    Yes, it is often said, but so, so true.

    LSU fans do smell like corn dogs.

    I would never tell them that to their face though. This is something
    better said at internet distances. Even now, I am afraid.

    I am afraid that they'll know I said it. I'll walk past an LSU fan
    someday, and he'll see that look in my eye that gives it away.
    That look that says, "gee, what is that smell? Is it corn dogs?"
    The next thing you know, I'll have flat tires on my car.

    If you only learn one thing from me today, remember not to tell LSU
    fans how they smell - you know, like corn dogs.

    LSU fans seem, somehow, sensitive to that whole corn dog issue.

    I think this may be why a lot of fans get beaten up by LSU fans. If you
    attend a game in Baton Rouge, try to avoid telling them that they smell
    like corn dogs. Say something else instead. Like, "Wow, LSU sure does
    have a great team this year. This is going to be a great SEC game."

    It's hard. I know. It's like when you're having sex and you try to
    think about baseball. That corn dog smell is just so overwhelming.
    It makes it hard for you to think about football or baseball or
    whatever else. Your brain wanders into corn dog topics like: "Gee, I
    wonder if I took a bite of your finger, if you would taste just like
    a corn dog?"; or "Is this a real person or is it a giant corn dog trying
    to make me think it is a real person?" or "What did that giant corn dog
    just say?" or "Excuse me, Mister, why is it that you smell just exactly
    like corn dogs smell?" or, of course, after a silencer:
    "Madam, did you just let the corn dogs out?"

    Heck, after what I've heard about LSU fans, I think it may be better
    not to smell them at all. Okay, not all of them. Some of them are
    nice. Sure. Smell the nice ones. That's okay.

    You know what else is a bad thing to do? Holding your nose around them.
    They are real sensitive to that, too. Try holding your breath. But
    don't be obvious about it. Somehow they know you're trying not to
    breathe in the corn dog smell. And that offends them. They'll likely
    punch you for that if they catch on to what you're doing.

    If you do breathe it in long enough, though, it'll permeate your whole
    body, and then you'll smell like a corn dog just like they do. But
    don't say, "Dang, now I smell like a corn dog." They take offense to
    that. And they will throw things. But not corn dogs. Hard stuff.
    Stuff that leaves bruises and makes you bleed. Then you may have to get
    stitches or something. Just don't say it. If you do start smelling like
    a corn dog, just shut up about it. Okay?

    I think kids are acutely aware of corn dog smells too. Counsel your
    kids on how to behave around LSU fans. If LSU fans are driving around
    town, do not let your kids stick their heads out of your car window and
    sniff the air. No. Keep your windows rolled up. An odd change in
    their expression - indicating they smell corn dogs - might get a wrench
    or pipe or some other object tossed at your windshield. So, that's
    dangerous. Let your kids stick their heads out of the car windows as
    you drive - on some other weekend

    I know you are just as puzzled as I am about some of this corn dog
    stuff. What puzzles me most is that I've never actually seen any of
    these LSU fans with a corn dog in their hand. Okay, maybe there's no
    mystery there - maybe they already ate the corn dogs. Who knows?
    Maybe there's a corn dog factory in Baton Rouge and they all work there.
    Maybe, there's a corn dog lotion that they wear, or a French perfume.
    Maybe their city council puts corn dog juice in the water supply -
    kind of like fluoride. The politics there are probably weird.
    The big political issue during the city election is whether they should
    add more ketchup or more mustard to the water. Don't comment on it
    though. It's not politically correct over there. It's like a
    malnutrition issue or something. It's like the corn dogs are probably
    added to the water to prevent starvation or something.

    I know when you go to Baton Rouge, you're thinking: "Ahhhh. Here I am
    in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I'll bet the people here smell just like
    boiled crawfish or shrimp etoufe' or some fancy Cajun food." But just
    stop thinking that. That's just a myth. They smell just like corn dogs.

    In fact, please listen to my advice. Leave them alone about the corn
    dog odor. And don't try masking the odor with something stronger.
    They'll curse at you. They'll say something like: "WTF, how dare you
    smoke a cigar in my home," or "WTF!! Are you too good for the smell of
    corn dogs?" and they'll cuss out your kids too: "WTF!!! Little Mister
    fancy pants over here acts like he doesn't want to smell like corn dogs."

    Cajuns are not like us. Don't you see that, yet? They are really
    sensitive about being sniffed and about their corn dog aroma. They know
    they smell like corn dogs and it is no laughing matter to them at all.
    I know, I know. We sniff the bammers and the UGA dawgs and the Ole
    messes, and we keep a straight face with each of them, but don't press
    your luck with the Cajun tiger fans. Don't refer to Death Valley as corn
    dog valley either. I mean that's just wrong. Even if you've been
    drinking, they'll beat you up and curse out your kids.

    Along these lines, be extra careful when you laugh in their direction -
    even if you're laughing about something else. Like baseball or football,
    or sex or whatever. If you can't control yourself and you must laugh
    though, do not snort. The snorting makes them think that you smell their
    corn dog body odor from a distance or that you're choking on it or
    something. They'll likely burn your van for that. We lost a campus
    building over just one snort.

    So, just remember. You can love one another without sniffing each
    other. You can enjoy the clash of a couple of good football teams.
    You can enjoy the thrill of the rivalry. But after the game, please heed
    my words. Please just move along. No sniffing the opposing fans this
    Saturday. Okay? Get your corn dog jollies at home.
  8. LSUGradin99

    LSUGradin99 I Bleedeth Purple 'N Gold

    Nov 17, 2003
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    L O L


    He posted that thinking it was new and fresh and funny!!!

  9. TheDrunkenTiger

    TheDrunkenTiger Founding Member

    Sep 21, 2004
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    That might be the worst post I have ever read in any forum....ever. I guess it would take a mind numbingly boring town like starkville and that "great" MSU education to create such a long, ridiculous, and meaningless post because, perhaps as I am new to the boards, I can honestly say I have never heard any opposing fan call me a "corndog". Im glad because I would not kick their a** (no I never have done so, and neither has my friends nor have I even seen an LSU fan beat up an opposing team's fan), no, I would probably throw up in my mouth because it was such a terrible "insult" my intelligence and all of those unfortunate enough to hear it.

    Even after all of that, the fact remains: MSU isnt s*it, not even at basketball, even though that is, sadly their best sport. Oh yeah have fun at the Starkvegas Pizza Hut's happy hour, Im sure it will be loads of fun.
  10. philter

    philter Founding Member

    Jan 21, 2004
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    Too long, didn't read it.

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