College coaches are starting to recruit Muslm quarterbacks because they are so good at throwing the bomb
A priest, a rabbi and a dwarf walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis? I ain't no racist. I have a good friend who is Cuban and I pay a black guy to mow my yard
A Catholic, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Catholic tells the bartender "Just a coke please. I'm giving up drinking for lent. The Jew says "I'll have a glass of Kosher wine." The Muslim shoots the bartender, shoots the Catholic and the Jew and shoots as many of the bar customers as he can while screaming Praise Allah, Death to Infidels.: before the SWAT team mows him down
