New Joke Thread

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 16, 2009.

  1. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    College coaches are starting to recruit Muslm quarterbacks because they are so good at throwing the bomb
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    you racist bastard

    quit hanging out with @lsutiga
     
  3. mctiger

    mctiger RIP, and thanks for the music Staff Member

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    A priest, a rabbi and a dwarf walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
     
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  4. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

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    Whatchoo talkin' bout Willis? I ain't no racist. I have a good friend who is Cuban and I pay a black guy to mow my yard
     
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    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

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    Oh. Well never mind then
     
  6. Bengal B

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    A Catholic, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. The Catholic tells the bartender "Just a coke please. I'm giving up drinking for lent. The Jew says "I'll have a glass of Kosher wine." The Muslim shoots the bartender, shoots the Catholic and the Jew and shoots as many of the bar customers as he can while screaming Praise Allah, Death to Infidels.: before the SWAT team mows him down
     
  7. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    So 2 guys from Kenner walk into a bra.....
     
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  8. LSUDad

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    You left us hanging
     
  9. shane0911

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    maybe the "hangers" were supposed to be in the bra
     
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  10. mctiger

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    Q: How did the gump find the sheep in the tall grass?

    A: Satisfying
     

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