Ryder cup

Discussion in 'OTHER SPORTS Forum' started by shane0911, Sep 29, 2016.

  1. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    Doesn't it start today?
     
  2. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    Tomorrow

    And the shot heard round the world has been fired by Danny Willet's brother

    http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/29/golf/ryder-cup-danny-willett-peter-willett/

    Team Europe "need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream 'Baba booey' until their jelly faces turn red," Peter Willett wrote.
    "They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing 'mashed potato,' hoping to impress their cousin.
    "They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed
    into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they'll bellow 'get in the hole' whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists' Big Game Hunt Society."
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    Danny Willett: Brotherly 'love' helps fuel green jacket success

    Another section of the article also described how an "uncomfortable, anti-American sentiment has started to bubble deep inside" while also sarcastically pleading to Team Europe with the "same sense of fair-mindedness that has permeated this unbiased article" not to lose to those "fat, stupid, greedy, classless, bastards.
     
    Last edited: Sep 29, 2016
  3. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    Read Friday earlier
     
  4. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

  5. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    That is awesome
     
  6. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    Ya think fucking greatness.
     
  7. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    The lymies will be really angry now. Submergio is probably ready to fight
     
  8. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

    Judging by his RC record, he would probably win.
     
  9. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

    Nice start by the USA.
     
  10. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village

    Dog fight today
     

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