Ryder cup

Tomorrow

And the shot heard round the world has been fired by Danny Willet's brother

http://edition.cnn.com/2016/09/29/golf/ryder-cup-danny-willett-peter-willett/

Team Europe "need to silence the pudgy, basement-dwelling, irritants, stuffed on cookie dough and pissy beer, pausing between mouthfuls of hotdog so they can scream 'Baba booey' until their jelly faces turn red," Peter Willett wrote.
"They need to stun the angry, unwashed, Make America Great Again swarm, desperately gripping their concealed-carry compensators and belting out a mini-erection inducing 'mashed potato,' hoping to impress their cousin.
"They need to smash the obnoxious dads, with their shiny teeth, Lego man hair, medicated ex-wives, and resentful children. Squeezed
into their cargo shorts and boating shoes, they'll bellow 'get in the hole' whilst high-fiving all the other members of the Dentists' Big Game Hunt Society."


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Another section of the article also described how an "uncomfortable, anti-American sentiment has started to bubble deep inside" while also sarcastically pleading to Team Europe with the "same sense of fair-mindedness that has permeated this unbiased article" not to lose to those "fat, stupid, greedy, classless, bastards.