Funny how he quoted a book written in Louisiana that won the Pulitzer after insinuating that we were a bunch of hillbillies. I actually am having a hard time believing he read that book.
Alabama is really the gold standard for hygiene, polite behavior, enlightenment, culture, literacy and moderation when it comes to alcohol. Let us all follow their shining example.
Since when does Baton Rouge have rolling hills? Ignatius must have had some loco weed with his feed that day.
If you have to urinate in public, make sure to – Didn't we just read about Auburn students peeing on each other? This is what I would call bad timing.
I hate it when unfunny people try to be funny. He should still be scared. Saban demanded perfection because he hated losing, especially if it affected his own personal bottom line. Miles wants to beat the ever loving crap out of you because...well...he enjoys seeing his teams beat the ever-loving crap out of people. I suspect, from a pure fear standpoint, this goat-phuquer would have had less to worry about with Nick at the helm.
I thought it was good read considering it was most likely written by someone who is either attending or attended Auburn. I always smile inside when those special ed kids manage to pull off those ordinary tasks that you and I often take for granted. Way to go buddy! Collect your Certificate of Participation at the table with the orange slices on it...
