Funny how he quoted a book written in Louisiana that won the Pulitzer after insinuating that we were a bunch of hillbillies. I actually am having a hard time believing he read that book.
Alabama is really the gold standard for hygiene, polite behavior, enlightenment, culture, literacy and moderation when it comes to alcohol. Let us all follow their shining example.
Since when does Baton Rouge have rolling hills? Ignatius must have had some loco weed with his feed that day.
If you have to urinate in public, make sure to – Didn't we just read about Auburn students peeing on each other? This is what I would call bad timing.
I hate it when unfunny people try to be funny. He should still be scared. Saban demanded perfection because he hated losing, especially if it affected his own personal bottom line. Miles wants to beat the ever loving crap out of you because...well...he enjoys seeing his teams beat the ever-loving crap out of people. I suspect, from a pure fear standpoint, this goat-phuquer would have had less to worry about with Nick at the helm.
I thought it was good read considering it was most likely written by someone who is either attending or attended Auburn. I always smile inside when those special ed kids manage to pull off those ordinary tasks that you and I often take for granted. Way to go buddy! Collect your Certificate of Participation at the table with the orange slices on it...
Auburn fans are going to piss themselves while we are beating the crap out of them.:lol: I can see the coming threads. Someone make sure to get a picture of multiple people pissing their pants and broken cigars. It will be classic for next years pre-game smack.
That's rolling hills? :lol: He must not get away from the Auburn campus much. Anyway...the corndog thing is old. It's time to find another insult. Actually...I like corndogs...with musturd.
Let's see now. Who coached LSU when the Bengal Tigers beat Auburn last year? Nick Saban? Naaaaaaaaw. I think it was Miles. Yea, that's right. It was Miles.
Great read, very insightful. By the way, go easy on the author of that article. His "laptop" is a work in progress...
As much as I enjoy making fun of Auburn, really now, I think we've posted enough pictures of people that have real, serious, medical conditions. Calling those poor people Auburn fans is the worst torment any of them would have to go through. Just make fun of Auburn about pissing in their own seats.
This is a true story. The last time my family and I went to La we had to stop in the great state of Alabama so my three year old could go to the rest room. After stoping at seven different gas stations and restaurants we had to put our three year old in a diaper so she could go because all the bathrooms were filthy. This was at or around exit 61 on I-85 just down the road from Auburn. I dont know about the rest of you but one of the things I did learn growing up in Louisiana was not to be a filthy, disqusting, F@@@g pig. But hey maybe they havent introduced a hygene class at Au yet.
Yep, that's about the only thing that bugged me about that article. I really wanted it to be funny, but it just wasn't. LSU fans give the opposition PLENTY to rag on and then write really funny columns. That just wasn't the case here (though the North Korea reference was kinda funny.)
