Actually, I did not mail the shit, ex-boyfriend did. This vignette was only the top water molecule of a gigantic ice berg. Let's just say I went...
Unfortunately, the drive was about 10 hours, I was trying to contact a post office in NYC.
I love that line, have not heard it in years, it was big in the early 2000's when I was in M&A. Used to love to say it. Thanks for the memory....
Winn Dixie Meat Department, "You can't beat our meat."
The impossibility of reaching a local post office by phone is about at the top of the list. Don't want to offend any hardworking USPS employees...
A blind guy goes into a bar. He finds his way to a seat at the bar. He says "Hey, bartender, I'll have a beer. By the way, did you hear the one...
1. These missile, acquisition and tracking systems are complex, with lots of integration and communication involved. "Militia" can't even begin...
I blew a pair of speakers on high volume to Jumpin' Jack Flash, back in the day.
My daughter was taking ballet at the time. She ran down the field with her arms out and on her tip toes. Unfortunately, she was the best on her...
While the individual players are vastly more talented at the World Cup Level, the game itself, looks identical to when my 5 yr old daughter...
Hey, Bengal B, your avatar reminds me of the mascot of UNC School of the Arts, the Fighting Pickles (OBTW, they have no teams, but win some award...
I loved Maynard G Krebs, way to cool for Dobie!
Bob Hastings, the Lt on the classic TV Sho, McHale's Navy, had passed. He was 89. He played the role of Capt Wally Binghampton's "yes man" aid,...
In North Carolina, the classic burger has mustard (regular, plain ol yelloe), chili, and slaw. I have tried a zillion combinations, but always go...
I have really gotten in to fresh ground pepper, recently. Of course, my wife and "Boomerang" daughter hate it. Par for the course!
After making it illegal for the sea level to rise, and running hundreds of teachers away to other states, our legislators are now tackling the...
A very prestigious cardiologist died, and was given a very elaborate funeral by the hospital he worked for most of his life... A huge heart......
I really pissed off a Gump by posting this joke on his FB timeline, or whatever it is called. Could not be more pleased.
A great friend of mine is very strong on : Lexicon by Max Barry. I got it on kindle, but have not started it yet, but this guy is a pretty good...
Yep. I have done 9 of them. They are MUCH EASIER now than several years ago. If the girl has savings, move it to parent's today. There are...
