Only to you, Mr Commitment.
First rule of Mardi Gras, Do not pick up guns lying in the street.
That's your life, minus the bank part.
I could swear I saw this shit on Law-N-Order SVU two or three nights ago.
Wish I couldve retired at 36.
Family goat.
Oldy but goody. Wonder which pawn shop in Mobile has that bling now?
Scrape by somehow.
They dont hand anything out anymore. Its all on the internet, grandpaw.
What happens at Mardi Gras...
He could have used Jenny Craig.
Dave's not here.
All this for foul language. Let that be a lesson to you dirty mother fuckers.
More a petit con.
Between alot and a crap-ton.
Nope, weed funds terrorism. Didnt you see the DHS commercial.
Stop derailing.
Its a bet to see how quickly TurdTimes will jump on board.
Restating the obvious, but your still a douche.
FIFY