#1 LSU vs #3 Clemson Official 2019 NC Gameday Thread - We haven't played our best game yet!!!

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11 hours until DESTINY

 

Neck, be warned
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15-0 ... Football Gods have spoken


PART 3: Destroy Thy Enemy (aka Die a Quick Death Mr Venables) by Ramah

ThunderDome shook on that Monday Night
Driving rainstorms outside in a fading Light
Their Kickoff time and a coin toss drew nigh
The President watched em from way up high

LSU won a coin toss and deferred to T-LAW
Show our front seven how you runnin’ BAW
Lawrence slipped the line on a third n three
Thunder hit T-LAW, it was Micheal Divinity

T-LAW buckled at once and winced in PAIN
Clemson gotta punt now after a 1-yard GAIN
Joe took da field and ThunderDome SHOOK
Brent Venables the Savior now on the HOOK

Joe walked to the line and looked at the DEE
Twas a firezone blitz, a 3 Buzz Cover THREE
Joe slipped a blitz backer n gave a quick toss
The poor DE just could not cover Thad Moss

Jeaux 1, Venables 0, on that pass to Midfield
ThunderDome shook watchin Clemson yield
Joe hurried the next play stretching the DEE
No substitution and orange tip offs for FREE

Venables called the SAINT that Monkey Baw
Joe dodged the Cover 3 blitz with a QB Draw
Venables next called a Cover 1 Robber Brown
Just certain his Baws would get Burrow down

Burrow saw it coming n’ hit Edwards-Helaire
Who ran it to that Red Zone with style n’ flair
Jeaux 3, Venables 0, poor Brent he was reelin
Joe then tossed one low n JJ had em squealin

Seven zip LSU Tigers ThunderDome SHOOK
T-LAW on the twenty had one worried LOOK
He played the cool hand-off to Travis Etienne
Who was smothered by Shelvin befo he began

Next T-LAW tried a quick toss to Justyn Ross
But Stingley nailed him down in a 2-yard loss
Third and eleven Blitz time by a fired-up LSU
T-LAW ran that keeper what else could he do

Three and out repeat Clemson fans so QUIET
Watched those LSU fans in Bedlam and RIOT
Stingley caught a low punt and hurried to run
Forty yards later was at Clemson’s Thirty-One

Joe hurried the offense, phasers set upon Stun
In an End Zone he struck BILETNIKOFF ONE
Fourteen Zip LSU, ThunderDome shook again
What Joe’s doing to Venables oh man it’s a sin

First Quarter Destruction was Shock and Awe
Poor Venables looking for the tiniest LSU flaw
Joe Burrow and Brady held tight a strong claw
Twenty-one zip, Bayou Bengals BALLIN’ BAW

A second quarter showed Clemson desperation
That did not phase Oeaux’s Proud Tiger Nation
Loudest screamin’ continued in ThunderDome
The Second Death Valley n’ Proud Tiger Home

Clemson rallied late n’ added two Quick Scores
Thirty-one to ten added to O’s halftime Chores
We gonna play Sixty Minutes to Standard LSU
With Clemson no lead’s safe so what can we do

The second half came there’s no let off the Gas
LSU came out their Box to kick Clemson’s ASS
Joe spotted Cover One Robber called the VICE
They doubled on JJ and Joe didn’t think Twice

The 50 yard bomb hit Chase right in his hands
ThunderDome roof lifted bedlam in the stands
Thirty-Eight to ten, bloodlust howls no ABATE
Our fans taunted Clemson Tiger Bait Tiger Bait

Dabo went ballistic then threw his headphones
Rantin’ and ravin’ like one of Saban’s CLONES
He jumped on Venables n’ you could surely see
Venables would rid himself of Clemson Misery

T-LAW tried his best to hang with Joe Burrow
Etienne ran so hard to be that comeback Hero
But it wasn’t enough as Quarter Three Expired
LSU Forty-five twenty n’ Clemson looked tired

Joe Dimes raised four fingers for one last time
Tiger Fans Wept Openly the SIGHT SUBLIME
ThunderDome went Wild a scene so SURREAL
Clyde Edwards-Helaire would then seal da deal

Bustin’ through the middle and driving the pile
Clyde gave his Coach Orgeron reason to SMILE
With the clock runnin’ down celebrations began
All thanked the LORD JESUS to be an LSU Fan

Fifty-nine to thirty-four LSU had First and Goal
Joe Burrow played his best God Love His SOUL
On that three yard line lay aSixty-Six point rout
All Dabo could do was pace sidelines and POUT

Joe called time out, Mercy at Oeaux’s LEISURE
Another TD would bring fans so much Pleasure
Joey Dimes to midfield in his Final Curtain Call
ThunderDome came apart would the roof FALL

Seasons come Seasons go all try to be the BEST
Stand before Football Gods try to pass the Test
The Years will pass and the memories will Fade
Truth is Joe Burrow was daBest God ever made

 

Love the thread title.

Let's peak tonight Tigers!!

 

Feeding the players gunpowder’s for breakfast , gonna set them off about 8:00pm est . Stay tuned , gonna be something to see

 

Today is going to drag, and I am not going to be productive at work! I was listening to the SEC Channel on SiriusXM on my morning commute, and it only made me more nervous, lol. Please tell me our LSU Tigers will WIN!

 

Naaah might binge watch some Breaking Bad tonight .
How ‘bout you?

 

I know what you mean. I am confident in our team, but Clemson is the defending national champion with a 29 game winning streak. We are the favorite to win. That puts a lot of pressure on our team. I am confident that if we play the same way that we have in the last 3 games, we will win. Geaux Tigers!!!

 

Destiny is all!!!!