10. What are these red bean bags for? 9. Do this headset hide my bald spot? 8. We need to work on getting the guys on key for the alma mater. 7. How long will it take before they realize I don't know what I'm doing? 6. 21 points is an insurmountable halftime lead. 5. Can I blame this one on Katrina? 4. Why did my assistant coach just try to tackle me when I tried to call a timeout? 3. Can I get a hat that fits high, but doesn't look high? 2. I wonder what Jordy will ask me at halftime. 1. Where's ma wife? Anyone want to add to this list?