In airports, when all I want is a damn cup of coffee, I have to stand on line for 20 minutes while the 3 freakin faggots ahead of me wait for that crap to be made.

The only thing a man should be drinking in an airport contains alcohol. If the airport bar is not open, you are flying way too early.

I fly in 1st class. I wait for the free drinks.

Ah man, I never fly 1st class. Too much $$$ for me. :redface:

touche' my friend, touche'

The only time I've been up there was on an international flight. Like MarineTiger here, too expensive for continental U.S. for my blood. Maybe I can save some money if I cut back on the espresso macchiato chocolate mocha iced caramel frappuccino's.

Ditto.... "U know?" ... hehehe...

Then I always ask. No I don't know. Why don't you tell me. (Which of course they have been telling me and then they just get flabbergasted when I say that.)



Heather
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People who tell me: "You eat non-stop but you never gain weight, I hate you!"

I hate you too!!

translation: I hate women

I hate anyone other than myself that is driving a vehicle because you are all idiots when behind the wheel!

People that drive slow in the f-ing fast lane.

Good god people, get the hell over!

"I know exactly how you feel."


Stfu, no you don't.