1. What do you have against your body? Why? Why? Why?
  2. You know, I loved playing baseball when I was a youth. But MLB absolutely puts me to sleep.
  3. It's not an everyday thang, chicken wang....

    I know they serve Grade F meat there but I'm just getting a taco salad.
  4. I gave up Taco Bell for lent. Only 10 more days!!!
  5. Because of this thread I now know how to make some awesoem fajita burgers! Sweet!
  6. i didn't believe it was true but had failed to check snopes the numerous times i've heard it.
  7. You can always count on martin to squash any urban legends out there.

    Oh, and just so everybody knows, I decided to order a pizza for lunch. It was scrumtrelescent.
  8. that's unpossible.
  9. Taco Bell is the best drunk food ever.