A Florida player's...um, interesting, pregame ritual

Out of the mouths of babes:

Ja'Juan Story -- Florida freshman
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What kind of dude what admit listening to Katy Perry to get drove?

 

He needs someone to reassure him that he is a firework.

 

http://forums.tigerfan.com/roundtable/105295-uf-recruit-i-doodoo-then-listen-katy-perry.html

 

I doodoo when I look at dolemites avatar.

 

That's OK, I found another one:



I find that 5 seconds of staring at this keeps me VERY regular.

 

Nah, this is over a year old. Even Bama is probably asking him not to wear their gear now.

JaMarcus Russell is pissing off the Tiggers

 

Normally this would piss me off but he's such a monumental loser and embarrassment, I couldn't ask for something better. Anything to help people not know he went to LSU.