I'm with ya.. I'm glad he's rocking bama gear now. I'd be pissed if I saw him in purple and gold again.
When I was a member of the Zachary Jr. Broncos (11-12 year old team), a kid tried out... big black kid, lazy as hell. He told the coach in the middle of practice that he had to go home. They coach asked why, and the kid replied, "I gotta doodoo." Naturally, when the kid returned, his new name from all of the players and coaches was... Doodoo. He did not return the next day.