All-time best movie quotes

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. tiger fan 2001

    tiger fan 2001 Founding Member

    Nov 3, 2003
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    Probably was. The older I get the more I use different word or even make new ones up.
  2. lsugrad00

    lsugrad00 Founding Member

    Aug 18, 2003
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    you could probably have a whole thread just of great Godfather movie quotes. my personal favorites are

    GF1 - 'leave the gun, take the canolis"
    GF2 - "It was you Fredo. I know it was you. You broke my heart. You broke my heart"
    GF3 - who the F**K cares this movie was an abortion and should have never been made.

    Sorry went on a rant.. need to go take some more happy pills :)
  3. TigerEducated

    TigerEducated Founding Member

    Feb 18, 2003
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    The Big Lewbowski...After taking a hit off a joint after learning Bunny had been "abducted" by Nihlists...


    Tony Montana in Scarface...

    "I Bury Doez Cock-A-Roaches"

    Any scene with Lee Ermey as the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket...But my most favorite...

    "Five-Nine? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high. Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @ss and ended up as a brown spot on the bed! I think you've been cheated!"
  4. Ellis Hugh

    Ellis Hugh Space Wrangler

    Aug 9, 2001
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    OK, its a TV show, not a movie, but...

    Great quotes from Homer Simpson:

    -Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems.

    -Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge!
    Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich.

    -Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

    -Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

    -I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet sweet beer.

    -Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose : it's how drunk you get.

    -Yes, honey ... Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle.

    -Trying is the first step toward failure.

    -My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life!

    -Operator! Give me the number for 911!

    -You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
  5. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

    Oct 21, 2002
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    I guess you have to note the quotes that are so good that they get repeated in other films.

    1. "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" (Mexican bandito chief to Humphrey Bogart in "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" 1948)

    2. "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges." (Mexican bandit in "Blazing Saddles" 1974)

    3. "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges." (John Belushi as deputy Hector in "Goin' South" 1978)

    4. "We don't have to show you no stinking badges!" (Billy Crystal as Mitch in "City Slickers II" 1994)
  6. Crip*TEAM KATT

    Crip*TEAM KATT As Wild As We Wanna Be

    Nov 24, 2003
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    And then there is.....

    Badgers.......Badgers.........BAdgers...WE don't need no stinking BADGERS. ( UHF the animal guy show)
  7. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Sep 5, 2002
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    he stole that one from a version of the Popeye the Sailor Man song.
  8. Bengal B

    Bengal B Founding Member

    Sep 5, 2002
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    Caddyshack - Rodney Dangerfield to Ted Knight after Rodney dropped the anchor from his yacht and knocked a hole in Knight's boat: " Hey, you scratched my anchor!"
  9. Sourdoughman

    Sourdoughman TigerFan of LSU and the Tigerman

    Oct 11, 2003
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    Don't forget, "Go Ahead, Make My Day"

    Please forgive me, I don't know how to spell this next one.

    Then there is Arnold, Austeluvista Baby :grin:
  10. LSUBud

    LSUBud Founding Member

    Jul 27, 2003
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    "Hey baby, I bet you were something before electricity."
    "Hey baby, you're a lot of woman. How'd you like to earn $14 dollars, THE HARD WAY!"
    "Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations!" (funnier before John Kerry)
    "The only good varmint pootang is dead varmint pootang ... I TINK".

    Back To School --

    Rodney (aka Thorton Mellon) = Hey, let's go out on Monday
    Sally Kellerman (his English Prof)-- I've got class.
    Rodney -- How 'bout Wednesday
    Sally Kellerman -- I've got class
    Rodney -- Well, I tell you what -- you call me when you have no class!

    "My wife, Vanessa -- she's the only person I know who calls out her own name during sex. She was an earth sign, I was a water sign, together we made MUD."

    "O.K. Vanessa, let's talk CLASS.
    Here's you and Julio in the kitchen -- Yeah, lot's of class.
    Here's you and Julio in the billiard room.
    Here's you and Julio in the living room.
    O.K., This one I don't get. Here's you. Here's Julio. WHAT'S WITH THE MIDGET!!!"

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