you could probably have a whole thread just of great Godfather movie quotes. my personal favorites are GF1 - 'leave the gun, take the canolis" GF2 - "It was you Fredo. I know it was you. You broke my heart. You broke my heart" GF3 - who the F**K cares this movie was an abortion and should have never been made. Sorry went on a rant.. need to go take some more happy pills
The Big Lewbowski...After taking a hit off a joint after learning Bunny had been "abducted" by Nihlists... "Bummer..." Tony Montana in Scarface... "I Bury Doez Cock-A-Roaches" Any scene with Lee Ermey as the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket...But my most favorite... "Five-Nine? I didn't know they stacked sh!t that high. Looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma's @ss and ended up as a brown spot on the bed! I think you've been cheated!"
OK, its a TV show, not a movie, but... Great quotes from Homer Simpson: -Here's to alcohol : The cause of ... and answer to all of life's problems. -Mr. Burns (Golfing with Homer): Use an open-faced club! A sand wedge! Homer: Mmmmm... open-faced club sandwich. -Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. -Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! -I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet sweet beer. -Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose : it's how drunk you get. -Yes, honey ... Just squeeze your rage up into a bitter little ball and release it at an appropriate time, like that day I hit the referee with the whiskey bottle. -Trying is the first step toward failure. -My wife is not a doobie to be passed around! On our wedding day I promised to bogart her for life! -Operator! Give me the number for 911! -You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.
I guess you have to note the quotes that are so good that they get repeated in other films. 1. "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinking badges!" (Mexican bandito chief to Humphrey Bogart in "The Treasure of the Sierra Madre" 1948) 2. "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges." (Mexican bandit in "Blazing Saddles" 1974) 3. "Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges." (John Belushi as deputy Hector in "Goin' South" 1978) 4. "We don't have to show you no stinking badges!" (Billy Crystal as Mitch in "City Slickers II" 1994)
And then there is..... Badgers.......Badgers.........BAdgers...WE don't need no stinking BADGERS. ( UHF the animal guy show)
Caddyshack - Rodney Dangerfield to Ted Knight after Rodney dropped the anchor from his yacht and knocked a hole in Knight's boat: " Hey, you scratched my anchor!"
Don't forget, "Go Ahead, Make My Day" Please forgive me, I don't know how to spell this next one. Then there is Arnold, Austeluvista Baby :grin:
Caddyshack "Hey baby, I bet you were something before electricity." "Hey baby, you're a lot of woman. How'd you like to earn $14 dollars, THE HARD WAY!" "Licensed to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations!" (funnier before John Kerry) "The only good varmint pootang is dead varmint pootang ... I TINK". Back To School -- Rodney (aka Thorton Mellon) = Hey, let's go out on Monday Sally Kellerman (his English Prof)-- I've got class. Rodney -- How 'bout Wednesday Sally Kellerman -- I've got class Rodney -- Well, I tell you what -- you call me when you have no class! "My wife, Vanessa -- she's the only person I know who calls out her own name during sex. She was an earth sign, I was a water sign, together we made MUD." "O.K. Vanessa, let's talk CLASS. Here's you and Julio in the kitchen -- Yeah, lot's of class. Here's you and Julio in the billiard room. Here's you and Julio in the living room. O.K., This one I don't get. Here's you. Here's Julio. WHAT'S WITH THE MIDGET!!!"
