All-time best movie quotes

Discussion in 'New Roundtable' started by red55, Dec 12, 2004.

  1. LSUfan4life

    LSUfan4life Founding Member

    Feb 4, 2004
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    I don't remeber the movie but it was about baseball and had freddie prince jr.

    the name of the movie is summer catch
  2. Mr. Peabody

    Mr. Peabody Founding Member

    Dec 8, 2003
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    If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
  3. Golden Tiger

    Golden Tiger Founding Member

    Oct 8, 2002
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    From Plattoon................
    "Free your mind, your ass will follow."
  4. marcmc99

    marcmc99 Founding Member

    Aug 21, 2003
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    Fast Times at Ridgemont High:

    Mike Damone: First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

    Planes, Trains & Automobiles:

    Del: You play with your balls alot.
    Neal: Oh really?
    Del: Yeah, you do more ballhandling in one minute than Larry Bird does in an hour.
    Neal: You know what I'd really like?
    Del: A couple of more hands and an extra set of balls?

    Car Rental Agent: I really don't care for the way you're speaking to me.
    Neal Page: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn't f*cking there. And I really didn't care to f*cking walk down a f*cking highway and across a f*cking runway to get back here to have you smile at my f*cking face. I want a f*cking car RIGHT F*CKING NOW!
    Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement.
    Neal Page: I threw it away.
    Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
    Neal Page: Oh boy what?
    Car Rental Agent: You're f*cked!

    Del Griffith... Why did you kiss my ear?
    Del Griffith: Why are you holding my hand?
    Neal Page: Where are your other hand?
    Del Griffith: Between two pillows...
    Neal Page: Those AREN'T PILLOWS!!!

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