LMAO! And the guy that was sitting there, when they fell looks like his head turns immediately to her arse LOL (yeap, mine did too).
The key word in that sentence, my friend, is "almost." However, the dude in the 25 jersey could likely tell us exactly what color silk covered that hoohah and he may well have caught a whiff of, as Lt. Lcokhart called it in Full Metal Jacket, "early morning dew."
ROTF! The guy looked to be performing a tonsillectomy with his tongue. "Oh, great! It's all fun & games until somebody gets hurt!" LOL.