Anyone know anything about champagne?

yep just had to fork over that same thing a couple of months ago

 

My kids will fly somewhere to get married if I have anything to say about it.

 

That will really cost you. A friend of mine got married in Belize (both he and the bride are from Louisiana) I was invited but the only way I was going was if he or whoever picked up the tab. I bought him a couple of lap dances the night before he left. His parents didn't have money but it must jave cost the girls folks a fortune. Seems like that kind of.money would be better spent on a down payment on a house.

 

Vegas dummy. 5 maybe 6 bills on airfare and send them each with a grand cash and I'm still under 3k

 

So it's not just tithing, you're a cheapskate.

Don't worry, you won't.

 

Marriage is the most failed social experiment of all time. I'll be damned if I spend an excessive amount of money on something that has a less than 10% chance of success.

I'd be better off betting LSU football games either way.

 

Ot betting that tiga ever grows up.

 

Can't say I disagree. In fact much better chance of LSU covering.

I know you'll agree that growing up is overrated.