His uncle's boss's son's girlfriend's grandmother told him so.

This shit gets decided at Phils Oyster Bar. You need to frequent more.

I was there. I saw nick and taint hitting on the granny for a threesome.

Wait a minute!!!!! You make it sound like a granny threesome is a bad thing....

This, unless you are Nick Saban himself. Which would be fucking hilarious... The man dwarves your entire existence. People in Louisiana will be talking about him forever.

So a family reunion for @unclenick

If the mobile home is rockin' don't bother knockin'.

I don't hate O, he's just a buffoon.

You're on fiyah! Keep going!

Damn, what's the deal with Phils? Seen it posted several times.