A flying car has nothing on a woman that you can make shut up.

Don't even talk about the impossible.

You need to learn the art of tuning out. I have perfected it. I can completely ignore my wife in any scenario and really not hear anything she says regardless how loud or animated she gets.

I'm better at it than I was in the past. However one you can pull the chip out instead of tune out would be a bigger achievement than landing on the moon.

This skill really irritates my wife. I am a master.

When are they going to develop those Stepford Wives?

Shane is better at this than you think, which is the pinnacle of being able to do it

I think I learned it from my mother now that you mention it.