Assigned seating at movie theaters

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  1. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    I haven't been inside a movie theatre since Caddyshcack or Top Gun. They just don't make 'em like they used to.
     
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    You just need your butt tickled.


    Beat movie ever.
     
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  3. shane0911

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    Part II out next summer maybe @COTiger will get back to the movies
     
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    Lmao
     
  5. CajunlostinCali

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    There is a butt and there is a butthole. Please try to be specific. I don't think anybody has ever got any action outta tickling just a butt. Wildlife doesn't count.
     
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  6. lsutiga

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    duly noted.
     
  7. uscvball

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    You sure about that?
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  8. COTiger

    COTiger 2010 Bowl Pick 'Em Champ

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    It's been over 30 years since the original was released. What role is Cruise going to play? An Admiral at the Pentagon?
     
  9. shane0911

    shane0911 Helping lost idiots find their village Staff Member

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    No idea, can't you just embrace it man? Why all the questions? Just go see the damn film and be happy. :D
     
  10. uscvball

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    Top Gun 2 beach volleyball....
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    Can't have Charlie back because now that McGillis announced she's a lezbo, she's definitely lost that lovin feeling. Jennifer Connelly will be the female lead. She'll probably hook up with Goose's kid who naturally is all fucked up but following in his dead daddy's foot steps. Maverick will probably be in the Skerritt role as Top Gun's Mr. Miyagi. Hopefully, he's long-ago knocked up Penny Benjamin, the Admiral's daughter whose house he buzzed as a young turd whose hand couldn't tell the difference between his dick and the stick. Goose's son blames Maverick for his daddy's death but Jennifer Connelly claims she's been sexually harrassed by both, files the first successful lawsuit against the US government and in the downfall, the Taliban assumes leadership. All because they decided to make a fucking part 2. You happy now CO?

    And yes @tirk....I know you want to work the aggression out. :D
     
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