Atheist and evolution

Just curious exactly what atheist believe. From single cell to monkey to man?

 

Of course not. We ain't descended from no dern monkeys.


We are descended from, and are, apes.

 

I've seen a few that would back that theory up. Looked like a shaved gorilla. Our last sheriff looked like a cross between a gorilla and baboon. Some of the guys I played hs football with peeled oranges with their teeth. Very good observation Martin.

 

Patrick Ewing, he is the missing link.

 

Randall "Tex" Cobb was some sort of Neanderthal/Cromagnon cross.

 

I think Andre the Giant was a Sasquatch that had been shaved.

 

Patrick, "Tex" and Andre...hmm, three links and it's beginning to look like the makings of a chain.

 

Buckwheat looked like a spider monkey with a fro.

 

Figured you didn't have shit else to do except moderate.