AU fans love to talk ****. Here in BR, they're invited to tailgate, eat, drink and talk a reasonable amount of ****. We enjoy their Company and the business of good food, drink and FB and make a good time in TS every AU visit when we're home. I have three AU friends from Dothan that work for the Utility Co. that have tailgated with our friends every other year since the 80's. These boys are seriously rowdy and seriously liquored up come gametime, but manage to behave like gentlemen while tailgating with us, despite losing "good language" skills to the effects of liquor every now and then. They're always FORGIVEN that, and they always apologize to the ladies within earshot "Excuse my French". A fun time is had by all and we show them the hospitality and friendship deserving of rivals and friends. However, truth be told, in Auburn, even when LSU fans are not causing any trouble whatsoever, just minding their own business and working up some local action with the Auburn cuties tailgatin', AU fans just love to gang up on LSU fans and do more than talk ****. I've seen more than one LSU fan get the snot beat out of him. Many AU homers will gang up on you outside their stadium, just like a bunch of thugs. They just hate us coming up there, tailgating with some seriously delicious food and taking their women away from them in the process. I can understand that, it's just pure jealousy. It's not hard to take an AU gal away from these rubes, you just gotta bait 'em. Case in point, quite a few years back, a gang of 'em were gonna jump us outside the game in our tailgating area over nothing more than a whipped EGO and some lost pride. It seems that one of their women had found herself at the business end of my buddies' johnson while she and another friend were partying with us. That didn't sit too well with her liquored up ex. Another of her friends was also with us and enjoying herself and our hospitality. They had numerical superiority and a case of good resolve based on jealousy. After a short verbal barrage, they move in and the scuffle starts, but lo' and behold, your humble narrator had a piece on him. To make a long story short, THEY aren't so tough when you pull an equalizer out and force them to the ground on their knees and make them beg for their lives. Even more so, when you're pistol whipping them and spouting words from the Good Book, they are even less tough, as they truly do repent, I've seen it with my own eyes. As a matter of personal note and fact, they have even been known to urinate on themselves and whimper when a "mad dog" liquored up Cajun looking for payback has their full attention. Oh, and they do leave their buddies behind in battle, indicative of a true coward. Now, you may want to know if there is a Moral to this long story. I say yes. Even though these AU fans may smell like urine after pissing themselves and walk around missing a few teeth after a good Bayou-style pistol whipping, remember your Good Book, especially the part about FORGIVENESS! Never hold a grudge against any AU fan when they come to TS. Always offer them a cold brew and a nibble or two on some good chow, even if they smell like urine, are missing a few front teeth, and babble incessantly about coach Tubberville. And, always remember to pack when you visit Auburn, Ala for a FB game! Bobbie Raymond, aka Blancobob, aka Ramah ... Peace out!
