Auburn to Replace Trees in Toomer's Corner

With Pussy Willows!

With Gene Chizik?

With toilet paper dispensers.

Or will they take the old trees and make toilet paper out of them?

I heard they were going to replace them with fig trees. They are going try to grow Newtons instead of buying them.

Nice effort.

You know it made you chuckle.

That's what one of my best friends who is an Auburn grad told me anyways.

I gave him credick for a reason.

Live oaks make lousy pulp.