We need to set this up for next spring. Invite the members and have a crawfish boil after I am crowned king of the bayou!
Or after I win the swim race Not my first rodeo. I once swam the Delcambre canal to get away from the police.
I'm calling the race as either a tie, a forfeit or a death, but no clear winner. Rat boy will stop halfway to either smoke a cigarette or go squirrel on a flounder or a gator. Shane will stop once, maybe twice to respond to a taint rant or anything along those lines. So likely a death as rat boy could drown endlessly trying to light a wet smoke or Shane dies returning to shore to inject some testosterone infested correction to sooner babe for almost anything she ever said, ever. Am I wrong?
