1. There is nothing and I mean NOTHING on
    Earth quite as gratifying as gump misery.
  2. Auburn sux but hot like the real Gumps. Saban was not out coached he did not coach. Good send off game for UT?

    Told my daughters while they were reviewing time remaining, " if Bama gets it and kicks, no way it is gonna make it. They better have some DBs in there for the return." Nope. Fuggem.

    Hell, I am 3/4 s drunk and a thousand miles away.

    You know you are fucked if your opponents 99 yard pass is not the play of the game!
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  3. My girls were saying, look he is crying, she is crying. That one little boy was crying. Ohhhhhhh...fuggem all
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  4. "Come on ref! 1 second! Just give us 1 second back on the clock. What can it hurt?" Hahahaha! Roll Turds Roll!
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  5. What? No clip of GayJ cryin in his moms sandbags?
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  6. So the Heisman candidate runs off the field as soon as it's over so he can cry his little tears like the little girl that he is in the privacy of the locker room. Nice.

    And now the talking heads on Sportscenter are sayin' that Bama can still get into the BCS NCG. REALLY??? They're gonna fuck the Barn like they did us in 2011?????
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  7. It would not surprise me at all. ESPN will do everything they can to get Bama back in the title game.
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  8. Did anyone see it going down any other way?
  9. Half of them went to Bama. They are using there power of influence, like always.
  10. From what I watched, could've fooled me. DEFINITELY fooled Saban. There were more breakdowns in the secondary than a black funeral procession.

    I missed the 2nd half cause we went see Hunger Games 2.