Belize By Ramah Belize, I love you, da beaches galore Belize, I love you, u pretty maya hoor Belize, I love you, u know I just adore Palapas n’ pretty mamas by the shore Belize, I love you, I’m comin Saturday Belize, I love you, I am coming to play Belize, I love you, I am hoping to stay In Coral Dreams where I’ll swim away Bilikin beer n’ sweet babes on his lap Po’ TF suckers, we know u gonna fap Ramah’s ready Viagra after each nap Wrap rascal no catchin a holiday trap Belize, I love you, da beaches galore Belize, I love you, u pretty maya hoor Belize, I love you, u know I just adore Palapas n’ pretty mamas by the shore Promising to send pics of local wildlife P.S. An implausible ménage à trois: coffee, tequila and pineapple, served long is a Mayan Hoor
There were six at least ... I’m on Finebaum now Check that ... Only 4 Too busy trolling the Belize Dating Sites setting up a memorable week ... Already up to my third stringers ... I’ve got 1 5-Star ... 3 4-Stars ... 1 3-Star that’s into gymnastics
Carnival is wicked down here ... Repeat after me ... Hola, coma estas (Hi, how are you) is the most common and best opening lines ... eye contact and smile Hola chica, te invito a una cerveza? (Hi there, can I invite you to a beer or drink?) Short version ... Sure Score Hola chica, una Bilikin conmigo? You will NEVER be turned down Attacking the herd ... Buenas noches damas. Soy turista. Les acompano a tomar algo conmigo. Translation ... Good evening ladies. I am a tourist. Can I invite you to drink something with me? My record is taking three back to my Ocean View Suite at one time for some pankyhanky Now if you like to tackle em one at a time, exchange “senorita” for damas... They guzzle these things called a Mayan Hoor ... tequila coffee liqueur and pineapple juice and they load the tequila in there
Hola, coma estas is the most common and best opening lines ... eye contact and smile Hola chica, te invito a una cerveza? Ho’d I do? Sound ok? How effective you think this would be in Pierre Part?