Best LSU quotes

Swerved · Feb 28, 2005

My favorite was the announcer saying "Go ahead Sooner fans, YOU tell Jason White where to throw the ball", in describing LSU's defensive coverage.

BigMamou · Feb 28, 2005

Pastimer said:

"What are you, a coach now?" Bill Arnsparger to Tim Brandt during halftime interview at the Sugar Bowl.

"Have you ever masturbated?" Dale Brown to a Kentucky reporter.

"The 'S' on our new uniforms looks like a piece of snot." Dale Brown on the lettering on new LSU uniforms.

"We played like somnambulists!" Dale Brown after a lackluster LSU performance.

"Somnamba-what?" I wish I could remember which of Brown's players responded with that.

"We stuck it up their a$$!!!" Athletic Director Jim Corbett to Charlie McClendon, on the field at the Cotton Bowl after LSU had just defeated Arkansas.

"Fellas, we're going to go over there to Georgia and play 'behind the bushes.'" Charlie McClendon, attempting to say "between the hedges."

"I can't help it if I make a $50 wardrobe look like a $500 wardrobe." Terry Robiskie when someone asked if an athlete should spend so much money on clothes.

After the end of the disastrous baseball season of 1977, coach Jim Smith had driven the team bus back from the last game of the season at Starkville, where State had routed LSU over the weekend. Everything went wrong that season and a number of players had quit or had been thrown off the team by Smith. Smith pulled the bus up in front of the LSU campus security office and went in. One of the players said, "Where's he going?" Another answered, "To turn himself in."
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Best one I heard yet. LMAO:thumb:

TSdude · Feb 28, 2005

Posted one the other day: While walking next to Ron Sancho as we're leaving the floor of the Superdome after narrowly defeating Tulane, we pass the boisterous Green Wave lockerroom. Sancho says, "There's the difference between playing at LSU and Tulane. At Tulane, coming close is good enough!"

MiketheTiger69 · Feb 28, 2005

"This place makes Notre Dame look like Romper Room!"

USC OG Brad Budde Jr. after playing LSU in Tiger Stadium in 1971.

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