"Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday... She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go - still she's on her knees and SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOWWW!!!" Eurotrip - Scotty Doesn't Know "Bawitdaba dabanga tang diggy diggy diggy said boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba dabanga tang diggy diggy diggy said boogy said up jump the boogy. Bawitdaba dabanga tang diggy diggy diggy said boogy said up jump the boogy." Kid Rock - Bawitdaba "Yo, VIP. Let's kick it. Alright stop. Callaborate & listen. Ice is back with my brand new invention." Ice Ice Baby - Vanilla Ice "Wait a minute man, check this out. There was this blind man right, he was spillin his way down the street with his stick, right? Hey, he walks past this fish market man, know what I'm saying? He stops, he took a deep breath - & he said, "Good morning Ladies." hahahah" Colt 45 - Afroman "Say, rollin around sittin on dubs, cat my I was high on shrubs, coolin in my Escilade, man I'm paid I got it made. Take me to your special place. Close your eyes, show me your face. I'm gonna piss on it!" Chappelle Show (mocking R. Kelly) - Pee on You
There are so many to choose from, here are a few: "Down in New Orleans where the Blues were born it takes a cool cat to blow a horn" -The Hawketts "MARDI GRAS MAMBO" "Do you know what it means to miss New Orleans and miss her each night and day I know I'm not wrong because the feeling's getting stronger the longer I stay away..." -unknown "DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS TO MISS NEW ORLEANS" "Where stately oaks and broad magnolias shade inspiring halls, there stands our dear old Alma Mater who to us recalls..." -If you have to ask, then you do not belong on this board
The best opening line of any song, EVERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! Well it was all/ I could do/ To keep from crying/ -David Allan Coe, "You Never Even Call Me By My Name" Is there a more unforgettable opening? Gimme a break...I'm from Baton Rouge, and I've heard that song in more country bars and holes in the wall...and as SOON as you hear that opening, drunks from every corner of the room join arm over shoulder, start sloshing bottles around, laughing and singing along... The end of the song is pretty damn good.... I was drunk/ The day my mom/ Got out of prison/ & I went/ To pick her up/ In the rain/ But before I/ Could get to the station/ In my pickup truck/ She got runned over by a damned old train!
"I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue"
From the Beatles Tomorrow Never Knows Turn off your mind, relax and float down stream It is not dying It is not dying From Zebra's Who's Behind the Door We sailed away We walked two thousand miles and then we slipped away We looked so hard But couldn't seem to find just what the world was for Now we know Just what the journey's for Looking out to the stars Think about what you are What do they think of you Animals in their zoo They haven't got the time Landing is not on their minds How do they have the nerve We're animals in preserve They watch us all They're only making sure that we don't trip and fall They looked so hard But they can't tell us why they're here and just what for Because they don't know Who opened up the door
I dont know how that one slipped my mind......agreed.....best opening lines ever for a song.....and the "perfect country and western song."