Black football players at the University of Missouri are going on strike

red's too stubborn or disinterested but even he could get a minion.

 

I spent about .002 nano seconds in minion thought. I will change when I get home. Thanks.

 

How long is that in dog nano seconds?

 

.014

 

Aye, Captain. I thought it might be a wee bit longer.

 

He ain't been around today. That ornery old coot is up to something. Better load your guns. Thars gonna be lots of rootin' & tootin' and shootin'

 

He's at home in his robe drinking scotch and watching reruns of Hillary at the last debate. I don't dare try to imagine what else he's doing.

 

Harsh!