When I was a young pup on my first enlistment in the AF, I was stationed at a pilot training base. I won an Airman of the Quarter award and one of the perks was I got to take a ride in a T-38. When we reached cruise altitude the pilot let me have the stick for about 5 minutes. What a thrill. Almost as good as sex. I still remember it like it was yesterday.

Was a lesbian?

I bet he does to, I"m betting that wasn't really "the stick"

I'm sure in your mind it was and that's most important.

Once again you demonstrate your ignorance. Gee, what a surprise.

Top Gun didn't do it for me. I did like lou Gossett II.

He meant it was Michelle's penis, red baron.

I enlisted in the Army. You know... the branch where they actually have PT standards, and the guys don't get kicked out for sucking dick.