My neighbor's small front yard was looking sorta trashy so I mowed it Sunday. Next evening, she sends her little daughter to my door with a plate of warm brownies. Since I've lost 8-10 pounds over the last 3-4 months, I figure a little BlueBell ice cream on top of those warm brownies wouldn't be a bad thing. Now it's choice time. What flavor would properly decorate those brownies ? Pralines and cream, vanilla, chocolate chip, cookies and cream, dutch chocolate, tin roof, etc. I had a pint of each and more. I hate making decisions with the freezer door open. Crunch time. And the winner............. the new half chocolate, half vanilla. Never slept better. Damned BlueBell is worse than dope. I'm sure it has promoted crime, broken marriages, and destroyed families somewhere. Not to mention strained zippers, snapped seams, and popped buttons. BlueBell needs an 800 crisis line and a rehab center. I gonna quit that $hit........tomorrow.