So instead of Neck , the band plays Ravel’s Bolero?? Hmmmm.

That's what I thought. If you had asked me what an oboe looks like I couldn't have told you. Now I wonder if girl oboe players give better head than girl clarinet players.

I would like to see them take the field to The Ride of the Valkyries like in that scene from Apocalypse Now. Start with the Texas game. The crowd can sing Kill the Wonghorns, Kill the Wonghorns.

You mean like a soft pond cackle vs. an open water nasty blast?

Like soft rock vs heavy metal?

Went right over your head, baw.

Surprised?

I’d look into that immediately if I were you