I hope Saban gets beaten like a dirty rug

I've had Brian's for a few days.

wake up Snoozy, hear me now,.. I hope Saban gets stomped on, squished into a crimson puddle of goo, then pissed on by a dog

You need to come up with some new material.
You don't respect the greatest college coach of all time. That figures. You're an Oregon duck.

Quack!

Where is everybody?
Hell, I would even enjoy a little verbal sparring with @lsutiga

I would echo your sentiments if I hadn't bet on Alabama

ROLL TIDE!

How many points you give? 5? I think they cover.

-5 1/2