brady by the numbers

tirk · Oct 24, 2007

goldengirlfan said: ↑

Who was that chick that was on the receiving end of one of Brady's passes and gave birth to the Patriot love child ? All of his records should have an asterisk due to his untrammelled pursuit of orgasm with anyone, any time. In the words of another famous poster, I am uphauled by his seed-spreading.:hihi:

Uphauled is a damn good word and should have been coined ages ago.
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if you were brady, you'd already have a child in each of the 50 states.

“Brady? I mentioned in the pregame that what impressed me most is that he could impregnate two models.”- Jimmy Kimmel
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(before kimmel was banned from mnf)

TigerBait3 · Oct 24, 2007

tirk said: ↑

if you were travis henry, you have a child in each of the 50 states.
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fixed it

NoLimitMD · Oct 25, 2007

tirk said: ↑

i thought i remembered the barners playing Michigan not so long ago in a bowl?

maybe one of our sleuths can dig that up if it ever happened.

better yet, one of the barners should know right away.
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I'm guessing the Barners aren't reading NFL threads right now for obvious reasons.

They played each other in the Citrus Bowl following the 2000 season.

HatcherTiger · Oct 25, 2007

tirk said: ↑

if you were travis henry, you'd already have a child in each of the 50 states with 50 different women and another 50 laying in wait.
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Fixed it even better.

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