just the other day i told the cop i didnt believe he was writing me those tickets when he asked me if i felt driving 95 was wreckless. i said no so he said well, thats what matters you're free to go. i usually bring a ziploc full of mustard and mayo then tell them its my clastmy bag before they check. they usually ask me what the hell that means and let me in because it sounds contagious.
If you are obvious, you'll get caught. Simple as that. We know alcohol is in the stadium. Just don't wave it in our face and you'll be OK.
Good thing im not a security person...i'd grab all the MAN BOOBIES (said in loud echoed voice) that i could hehehehe Honk Honk baby:rofl: :rofl:
Wow, this thread makes me realize how screwed up the "security" (and I use that term loosely) personnel at Tiger Stadium have become, especially post 911. I have not tried to sneak booze into the stadium since I was in undergrad. Apparently it is very easy? I say this because last season we took our two year old to her first game. It was the first time we went to a game with our kid. We brought a back pack with us that included diapers and other baby stuff (no booze, contraband, etc.) We were told by the morons running "security" that diaper bags were acceptable but back packs were not. We went around in circles, as to what exactly is a "diaper bag" and why our back pack was not a "diaper bag" even though all it had in it was diapers and baby stuff. After about 10 minutes, we were told that we either had to take everything out of the diaper bag and carry it in our hands, or leave and go home. Since our daughter was excited about the game, we took everything we could carry out and went to the game. It was the most ridiculous thing I have expeienced in quite some time. The whole situation really left a bad taste in our mouths. Apparently, while arguing with us over the definition of a "diaper bag" these same bafoons are allowing all this other "prohibited material" to flow through the gates almost at whim. That's pretty pathetic. Keep in mind, I personally really don't care if people sneak in alcohol. I prefer to knock down a few during the game, and I wish that people could do so freely at Tiger Stadium. I just think the security people have their heads up their azzes. Anyway, off my soap box, that's my rant of the day.
So, the moral of your story is to wrap your booze in diapers that you put in anything but a backpack and you'll breeze through the gates. I knew my son would turn out to be good for something. :thumb: :lol:
First of all.... zip-lock bags DON'T work. I know, I attended a game with wet britches! ain't fun! Got patted down by the fuzz :nope: Secondly ...fill a flask, tie the neck of the flask to a string. The other end of the string tie it to your belt loop. If you don't have a belt loop, Mr. Peabody has a joke in the Roundtable that can give you better ideas what to tie it to. :hihi: Toss the flask in your shorts and presto! While you are sitting. Place the cup by the bottom of your shorts and unscrew and fill! ...enjoy! If your neighbor spots you. Ask him if he'd like a shot
Dude, don't blame it on the ziplock if you have a bladder control problem!! ... I rarely turn booze down, but if someone is sitting on the side of me pouring a drink out of his ...um..."shorts" I'll pass!! :rofl: :rofl: :thumb:
