Bud Lite Salutes Michigan Fans

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  1. Bayou Bengal11

    Bayou Bengal11 ~Orlando Tiger Coonass~

    Aug 5, 2005
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    Thought it couldve been better (ie...add the coaching drama) and kinda short. Anyway, thought someone might enjoy.

    Bud Light Presents Real Men of Genius"

    Today we salute you, Mr. Delusional Michigan Fan.

    (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaaaan!)

    Season after season, year after year, you try to justify your absurdly high pre-season ranking.

    (Clutching at straws!)

    You scramble to make futile attempts at damage control when the Wolverines lose to a grossly inferior opponent.

    (How'd Northwestern score fifty-fouuuuuur?)

    Inevitably, you'll bring up the past, and boast of National Championships won 40 years before you were born.

    (Those were the daaaaaaaaaaaaaays!)

    You will point out that you have more wins than any other program as though that is relevant to the current season.

    (Been playing since the 1870s!)

    Go on, ignore that home loss to your arch rivals in the regular season finale and continue to believe that you'll defeat your bowl opponent with striking ease.

    (We'll win by thriteeeeeey!)

    So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Emperor of Excuses, and take comfort knowing that when you don't finish in the top 25, you'll be back to number three when the pre-season polls come out next year.

    (Mr. Delusional Michigan Faaa...a.aaan!)
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  2. sugarlsu

    sugarlsu Founding Member

    Jan 28, 2004
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    Today on ESPN radio, they said that the University of Michigan was like Brittany Spears, and if they are not careful they are going to lose custody of their of their football program. I got a chuckle out of that. (I actually like Mich, but you gotta admit it is funny).
  3. TigerNTNichills

    TigerNTNichills Founding Member

    Nov 11, 2007
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  4. #1tiger

    #1tiger Freshman

    Oct 22, 2003
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    I like michigan too, but that's funny right der
  5. TigerBait3

    TigerBait3 Guest

    Coaching drama would have been included if this wasn't created for Notre Dame five years ago and translated into every team. :wave::yelwink2:

    Funny either way.

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