Oh, I didn't leave it out; I just stopped reading when I saw something that ever so slightly proved me right. I do like this part, though: Oh, I wasn't taking it personally at all. Just passing the time in a hellishly slow week at the office. I knew what the insinuation was in re: texting, etc., but my generation is actually just ahead of that one. When I was graduating high school ('97), "internet" was barely a household term. We still have a fond appreciation for the English language, and shudder at the widespread acceptance of its bastardization. Did you know that they don't even teach kids how to write in cursive anymore? How in the hell are they supposed to sign their names when they get older??