Championship Season Poems

Discussion in 'Ramah's Playroom' started by RamahRising, Sep 1, 2019.

  1. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2006
    Messages:
    31,174
    Likes Received:
    9,921
    Good stuff.
     
  2. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2006
    Messages:
    31,174
    Likes Received:
    9,921
    More, please.
     
  3. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2006
    Messages:
    31,174
    Likes Received:
    9,921
    Can you do one with tirk and shane? Please please?
     
    RamahRising likes this.
  4. LSUTiga

    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2006
    Messages:
    31,174
    Likes Received:
    9,921
    Ok, ok, I got one.

    Once upon a time, the tirk drank wine,
    the shane chewed tobacco on the sweet potato vine,
    the vine broke,
    the the shane got choked,
    and they all went to heaven...
     
    RamahRising likes this.
  5. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    2,776
    Likes Received:
    778
    Shane is officially Buddy Holly? Sp now
     
  6. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    2,776
    Likes Received:
    778
    Hum to the tune of the Wizard Of Oz ...
    Scarecrow song ... RIP Ray Bolger
    Riddle: Who is the TF Abe Lincoln

    By Ramah
    Buddy Holly’s now quite bucolic
    Wit’ Tirk n Crickets he doth frolic
    And Consults us on Indiana rain

    And they while away their hours
    Conferrin' with those sunflowers
    Drinking moonshine for the pain

    Ole Ramah called out by crickets
    Just went and showed his tickets
    Oh Terry (or Tirk) are you insane

    Ramah’s thoughts busy hatchin’
    Crickets Heads they a scratchin’
    Oh If they only had a single brain

    Ramah could sit all day and fiddle
    Just to unravel every cricket riddle
    And save them all trouble and pain

    With their thoughts you'd be thinkin'
    Abe Lincoln he would get so stinkin’
    Oh If crickets only had a single brain

    Whistling Refrain ...
    The biggest part of Tiger forum folly
    Stays home to play with plastic dolly
    Ramah’s laughing so hard it’s pain

    Arkansas just almost upset TAMU
    Ramah 1/1 on other picks this week
     
    LSUTiga likes this.
  7. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    2,776
    Likes Received:
    778
    A76FC7FF-1C7C-4A69-A791-F4082C0524C2.jpeg Dare to Believe
    by Ramah

    Dance with Devil in pale moonlight
    See Joe’s passes soarin outta sight
    Saban shame Burrow twenty-nine zip
    Watch a sweet revenge every TD flip

    Saban took Clemson beat down bad
    Took all of his pride n’ made him sad
    So he grabs all the cash can be had
    In Aflac commercials actin like a nad

    Now a smart man he gotta ask why
    Angry dwarfs wiggle fo fingers high
    When for years he’d just tell the lie
    Walk away from reporters and sigh

    Atreus 21 this poem’s all about You
    And brothers n sisters around LSU
    Sufferin many Pro Beat Downs too
    Bama wants our pride, what to do

    Ramah say we get mad dog mean
    Turn on Tiger azzwhippin Machine
    Show Bama Lightning never seen
    Rock America’s College FB Scene

    Dabo showed us all what he’s got
    Talking SEC smack, villainous plot
    Just Cuz he can beat a Saban Tot
    Don’t mean he stop LSU title shot

    Oeaux hoist crystal when it’s done
    Ride off a Champion in setting sun
    Oeaux Humble winning it’s begun
    Oeaux reload phasers set on stun

    In 2020 Brennan kid named Myles
    Throws lasers roun gridiron smiles
    Rocket arm kid face years of trials
    Waiting his turn to get Brady miles

    Dare to dream big about our LSU
    Mike our Tiger sittin proud in zoo
    Death Valley fo him too much ado
    Titletown hallowed ground at L~S~U
     
    Last edited: Sep 30, 2019
  8. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    2,776
    Likes Received:
    778
    Ramah answers ALL Requests?

    Steaming The Cube
    by Ramah

    Hernandez just ran away one day
    Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh
    Ramah called championship play
    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day

    Ramah not a troll Tigas gonna roll
    Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh
    Clown u picked nine wins you troll
    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day

    Now Jesse James gonna eat crow
    Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh
    Such yummy crow don’t ya know
    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day

    Come eat crow, really really slow
    Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh
    Clown you get horns don’t u know
    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day

    Wah wah wah then blah blah blah
    Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh
    Your posse’s laughing at you shah
    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day

    Come n’ Bow Before Your Master
    Doooooodahhh, Doooooodahhhh
    We pardon yo preseason disaster
    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day

    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day

    Oeaux duh dooooooodahhhh day
     
  9. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    2,776
    Likes Received:
    778
    It’s LSU -20+ over Florida week ... Enjoy!

    A beautiful day in our colosseum will take you back to thrilling days of Demetrius and the Gladiators starring Victor Mature
    [​IMG]
    “Mullen’s Gator Gladiators”
    by Ramah

    That most certain that most sure
    Mullen just is not a Victor Mature
    Gators come n visit Saturday nite
    Tigers feasting on gladiator plight

    Trask Frankenstein’s gimpy knee
    Is gonna prolong Mullen MISERY
    Too damned many 3 downs n out
    Give po Mullen a permanent pout

    Cue Emory Jones Redshirt Fresh
    He’ll get snagged in a Tiger Mesh
    Too much noise inside The Valley
    Fans shutin down any Gator rally

    Bombs start falling in Tiger Land
    Third down gun Joe’s right hand
    Chains a movin’ Tigers on prowl
    Joe hits quick six, 100,000 howl

    Poor CaCa he so fraid of Mullen
    A life Florida fearful sad n sullen
    Hiding under his sofa watchin tv
    Fearin Gator 4th quarter victory

    First Quarter ends fourteen zip
    Joe’s mad curling his upper lip
    His Tigers should’ve scored 21
    Joey Dimes geaux getcha gun

    Breaks here n’ there, Florida 3
    FGs can’t cure Mullen’s Misery
    Joe pick em apart for all to see
    Halftime score’s twenty-eight-3

    Corso fappin to girls so Golden
    Herbstreit’s OSU #1 it’s Foldin’
    Poor CaCa hopeful he’s peekin
    Hidin’ under his couch n’ reekin’

    2019’s Joe’s revenge so sweet
    Joe we know you can’t be beat
    Toss them bombs let em all eat
    Not one Tiga fan sits in his seat
    All knowin it’s their lifetime treat

    Big games comin Oeaux knows
    Pull Joe Dimes before 50 blows
    Gators are done, subbin’ threes
    Quarter 4 a Myles Show please

    Now those pundits will hee n’ haw
    Who plays where Dey Mardi Gras
    Saban sold Baton Rouge complex
    Cashing out before that Tiger Hex

    Cuz Saban sees writin’ on da wall
    Tigers crushing big teams n’ small
    Aflac smiles soon turn to da frown
    Brady Ballin’ Tigs comin to T-town

    Sunday noon came after da game
    AP polls would never be the same
    25 1st place votes Old War Skule
    Brady Ballin’ Tigs an NCAA jewel

    P.S. —
    CaCaaaaaaaaaaaaah
    CaaaaaaaaCaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    Where are you?
     
  10. RamahRising

    RamahRising Jedi Prophet

    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2017
    Messages:
    2,776
    Likes Received:
    778
    Bouquets for Oeaux n Joe
    By Ramah


    While tossing bouquets at Ohio Joe
    We toss another at our coach Oeaux
    Since football year twenty seventeen
    Best Top 10 winner they’ve ever seen


    Oeaux Baby you are a Coach so Dear
    Tiger Tap we know you feelin’ Queer
    Your brain rots with Oeaux’s disease
    Shane spanks yo azz when he please


    Refrain ...
    Oeaux Coach Oeaux you Bayou treat
    Yo Football Program it can’t be beat
    Tiger Tap, Tiger Tap, you gotta blow
    No smack n here about Coach Oeaux


    I bring this poem to my grand piano
    Oeaux’s gotcha balls, u sing soprano
    We goin to town called New Orleans
    To win it all you know what I Means


    Cuz Oeaux’s the greatest coach of all
    He’s gonna beat the Dwarf this FALL
    Tiger Tap will pray Alabama will win
    All here see his evil egomaniacal Sin


    Ramah’s busy with more bouquets
    He’s got so many weekly lock plays
    So do us a favor on November Nine
    Bust a hollow one up yo own behine


    Refrain ...
    Oeaux Coach Oeaux you Bayou treat
    Yo Football Program it can’t be beat
    Tiger Tap, Tiger Tap, you gotta blow
    No smack n here about Coach Oeaux


    We make merry and we make cheer
    At Christmas time this football year
    We hope we read yo Sweet Obituary
    Or find you are a parish prison fairy


    We are tossing bouquets at Ohio Joe
    We’re tossin another at coach Oeaux
    Since football year twenty seventeen
    Best Top 10 winner they’ve ever seen

    Final Refrain ...
    Oeaux Coach Oeaux you Bayou treat
    Yo Football Program it can’t be beat
    Tiger Tap, Tiger Tap, you gotta blow
    No smack n here about Coach Oeaux
     
    Last edited: Oct 16, 2019

Share This Page