> Twas the night before Saban, and all through the South,Auburn fans were > talking and running their mouths, > > Their campus was in top shape and handled with care,In the hopes that > top recruits would soon be there, > > The Tigers were all snoozing comfortably in their beds, While visions of > blue chippers danced in their heads, > > My wife and I were frustrated since the Tide was in a real fix,And were > hoping they could somehow avoid loss number six, > > When out of South Florida there arose such a clatter, I jumped on the > Internet to see what was the matter, > > When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,But a disciplined coach > wearing crimson and white gear, > > With a 91-42 record and national championship to kick, I knew in a > moment it must be Saint Nick, > > He didn't speak a word, he just went straight to work, But later I heard > him mumble "Tuberville is a jerk" > > Further into the evening, as Saban toured Bryant Hall, I thought to > myself how Auburn seemed so small, > > So I put my houndstooth back on and smiled with pride, A great era is > upon us, one full of "ROLL TIDE". ROLL TIDE ROLL!! Just wait until you all come to T-Town next year!
Houndstooth...Yeah, I'm thinkin' Saban won't do that. He'll probably p*ss on Bear's grave, too...just before he sneaks out of town heading for the next "John" willing to pay for a piece of his @$$. Best headline so far: "Saban got more. Moore got Saban." And in small print: "Moore got working on his resume."
Here is one. Twas the night before Saban, all through Miami lied a fist full of Lies. As the Sabans had dollar signs dancing in their eyes With an average of 3.2 losses year at LSU could raise up hair. It matter not because we just bought us a Bear. Lets ignore the fact Nick never said I want to be the next bear To the highest bidder and back in College no matter where. I should have never left LSU so Miles could shine I hope and pray he doesnt whip my behind. Ole coach miles has a better record then Nick. LSU has a great coach and not a huge pr*ck So off to Bama where Nick is the hero For 3.2 losses a year thats a ton of Dinero Quickly he will learn the SEC is not scared As Miles, Richt, Spurrier, and Tubby will always be prepared. We all play football as same as you OH and PS. Nick hates when you boo. You bought a great coach that is for sure. But OSU and Penn State will sure want to lure For a dollar more I am sure that will do And Bama Fans can line up, with Miami, the Spartans and LSU JUST HAVING SOME FUN THERE.....Dont get all testy, I got no beef with bama fans..
Did my Poem mention Hint that... No of course not. I even read some books about him. Man was my poem that bad where I gave the impression bear was a bad coach ??? Which line. I am working on my poetry obviously I cannot express my thoughts properly.... bear was a great coach, I would never question that. I think my obviously failed attempt at Humor was more geared to Saban being the next Bear and the $$$ Bama spent to get their next Bear.
Thanks you should have seen when I was an artist, we had an amazing thread about 4 years ago where we all showed our talents with Art and LSU.. Amazing stuff. There is not much art left but it was a classic. http://www.tigerforums.com/showthread.php?t=17400
Dont worry it was the worst art every which is why it was so darn funny. Nevermind. Some nostalgia for us here on the board.
