I don't guess there's much choice. He's in for a long life since there are two heads and only one kitten.
Chang and Eng Bunker married sisters and had 21 kids. Then Hensel conjoined twins have a TV show and one of them just got engaged. It does happen.
Looks like if he set himself up right he could get both ends taken care of at once. That's why he is game.
I know, but the original Siamese twins were only joined by a band of skin. They shared no organs, had all of their parts and were effectively 2 people. The women share organs, a circulatory system, and a lower torso. They are "both" going to be involved in any consummated marriage. It seems quite a bit different to me.
Can you imagine that? I'll bet there was some swapping going on, intentional or not, LOL. I'll tell you what, if I lived life conjoined to someone else, I would bang as much as I could not being sure that would always be an option. I'd have 21 kids, too, LOL.