Conspiracy theory on Bama's hiring of Sarkisian, and it involves LSU.

I can't find the unlike button anymore.

 

I wish uncontrollable diarrhea on you for even hinting that.

 

The thought Of Lame Queefin at LSU makes me throw up in my mouth, not a little, but a lot. One of those menthol cigarette and hot sauce infested regurgitations.

 

Lane wouldn't be bad IMO.

 

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I wouldn't want to give Him, Saban, or Alabama and its fans the satisfaction first and foremost.

 

in case you haven't seen it, the tosh.o bit on lane kiffen is some funny shit
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct...VAAhrZ0a80yD8olwLge6bQ&bvm=bv.131783435,d.dmo

 

I would rather deal with hemorrhoids for the rest of my life then have a winning kiffin as a head coach. That dude is probably the biggest douche bag of all time.

 

He's right up there. I can't see the fit at LSU but he will get a HC gig at some point. The one thing about him that you hear consistently is that he's almost an idiot savant when it comes to football. He knows the game inside and out. On the downside, he has zero personality, questionable leadership, and a tendency to be a straight up asshole. He got the job at USC way too early in his career. He knew it so his control freak tendencies really took over. He pretty much single-handedly derailed Matt Barkley's career and screwed over Robert Woods in the process.


Now we can sit back and wait for forum gumps to school everyone on how Nick has improved Lane's maturity and character.

 

Great OC, but I don't have to tell you? If LSU ever cuts the cord, they better understand their football DNA. Herman likes defense and as far as this Texas only thing, he was seriously courting South Carolina last season. LSU ain't USC.