Corporate welfare vs Welfare

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  1. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    That article puts it nicely, businesses want to hoard the profits but make everyone else pay for failure.
     
  2. LSUDad

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    My relatives are 4th generation sugar cane farmers, this is their last year.
     
  3. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Sugar subsidies are definitely on the budget-cutters target list. If they ever get axed, the entire US sugar industry will shut down. Can't compete with cheap Caribbean sugar and cheap, subsidized Mexican sugar. Really bad for Louisiana initially. There will be a big agricultural switch to soybeans, corn, cotton, and truck crops. Land will change hands. Sugar mills will close, but grain elevators, gins, and produce distribution centers will open. Some folks are going to make money on the switch. And if they are on NASDAQ, so will Red. :D
     
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    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Quite true. Businesses ruthlessly pursue the acquisition of profits and the minimizing of risk. All you can do to get your money back is to own the fucking businesses. Buy stock in the richest, most ruthless companies and eat off their platter.
     
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    LSUTiga TF Pubic Relations

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    Sure. It's the "Set aside" program. Not sure if it's still in tact but they would receive money to set aside a percentage of acres in their allotment. It was a means of controlling supplies, thus, prices.

    There was a "Thibadeaux" joke. I wish I could find an audio of it. It's similar to this one.

    THE NOT RAISING HOGS BUSINESS
    To: Mr. Clayton Yeutter
    Secretary of Agriculture
    Washington, D.C.

    Dear Sir,
    My friends, Wayne and Janelle, over at Wichita Falls, Texas, received a check the other day for $1,000 from the government for not raising hogs. So, I want to go into the "not raising hogs" business myself next year.

    What I want to know is, in your opinion, what is the best type of farm not to raise hogs on, and what is the best breed of hogs not to raise? I want to be sure that I approach this endeavor in keeping with all government policies. I would prefer not to raise Razor Back hogs, but if that is not a good breed not to raise, then I can just as easily not raise Yorkshires or Durocs.

    As I see it, the hardest part of this program will be keeping an accurate inventory of how many hogs I haven't raised.
    My friend Wayne is very excited about the future of this business. He has been raising hogs for 20 years and the most he ever made was $420 in 1978, until this year, when he got your check for $1,000 for not raising hogs.

    If I can get $1,000 for not raising 50 hogs, will I get $2,000 for not raising 100 hogs? I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 "not raised" hogs, which will give me $80,000 income the first year. Then I can buy an airplane.

    Now another thing: these hogs I will not raise will not eat 100,000 bushels of corn. I understand that you also pay farmers for not raising corn and wheat. Will I qualify for payments for not raising wheat and corn not to feed the 4,000 hogs I am not going to raise?

    I want to get started not feeding as soon as possible, as this seems to be a good time of the year to not raise hogs and grain.
    I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send me any information on that also.

    In view of these circumstances, I understand that the government will consider me totally unemployed, so I plan to file for unemployment and food stamps as well.

    Be assured that you will have my vote in the coming elections.
     
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