Could Global Warming not be the answer

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  1. Bandit88

    Bandit88 Old Enough to Know Better

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    Calculations adapted from the science of the religion of Human Induced Global Warming (HIGM) would indicate that that means catastrophic Global Cooling and an impending Ice Age!

    OMG!

    WE NEED MORE GREENHOUSE GASSES IMMEDIATELY! Everyone, we need to emit hairspray, H2 Hummers and cattle flatulence at maximum levels! The sky is falling, the sky is falling....

    Seems silly, don't it? :grin:

    Over to you, Red.
     
  2. Crip*TEAM KATT

    Crip*TEAM KATT As Wild As We Wanna Be

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    The volcano that erupted in Chile is putting more greenhouse gases into the air then we have done in the last 20 years
     
  3. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Nope. You've stopped debating me and are now just baiting me. Come back when you have an argument that impresses me.

    But I love that photo of you and your uncle Adolf. :thumb:
     
  4. Bandit88

    Bandit88 Old Enough to Know Better

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    I'm baiting YOU?! Ha! Jack-booted fascists of the world disagree! :grin:

    Besides, I'm not baiting you, Red. I'm making fun of the ecoalarmists. Big difference. I just know you, like me, enjoy jousting.

    BTW: Uncle Adolph stinks a bit, but he has a killer porn collection! :thumb:
     
  5. gumborue

    gumborue Throwin Ched

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    does this mean you think the imperial standard of measurements is better than the metric system?

    btw. the mayans had an amazing blue paint that current textile professionals druelled over because of its bright color and stability. 14 feet of it was found at the bottom of wells (cenotes) that they used to throw painted human sacrificed down. scientists only recently figured out how they made it.

    i know its not cold fusion, but its something

    "One of the things that’s always been distinctive about Maya Blue is how durable and steadfast a color it is, which is unusual compared to many natural pigments, which fade a lot through time,"

    Secret to Mayan Blue Paint Found | LiveScience
     
  6. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Uhhh . . .no. I use the metric system every day, we all do. Who uses Mayan math? :huh:

    It's going to be hard to produce in industrial quantities if it takes 1,000 years of human sacrifices to make a truckload. :grin:
     
  7. TheDude

    TheDude I'm calmer than you.

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    If the middle East ever plans for the inevitable fall of oil, human sacrifice could be a growth industry for them. Maybe they become the paint epicenter of the world?
     
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  8. HatcherTiger

    HatcherTiger Freedom Isn't Free

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    May the fleas of one thousand camels infest your armpits!:rofl:
     
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  9. lsu-i-like

    lsu-i-like Playoff advocate

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    How very ethnocentric of you to say. Perhaps they weren't interested in and had no need for mass production?
     
  10. red55

    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    Well . . . the issue was why we aren't using Mayan technology today, if it is so much better than ours.

    Not to mention that it was a freakin' joke . . . :wink:
     
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